Top 10 Rules for A124 Ownership: Words to Live By

I've learned a few things over the last 14 months, so in an effort to share with my fellow owners (and aspiring owners), I offer these 10 Rules for A124 Ownership:

1. Thou shalt not use the Center Armrest.
2. Thou shalt not flip the Seats Forward with the Sunvisors Partially Down.
3. Thou shalt not Park in Direct Sunlight with the Top Down.
4. Thou shalt not Oil the Antenna.
5. Thou shalt not Drill Cupholders into the Door Panels.
6. Thou shalt not Let a Novice Change the Front Windshield.
7. Thou shalt not use aftermarket parts.
8. Thou shalt not paint the 8-Slot Alloys.
9. Thou shalt not neglect the cladding and undercarriage. 
10. Thou shalt not re-set the odometer while the car is in motion.